17:55
15 February 2006

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Kid for Sale!!!

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Age: One Year
Sex: Female
Hair/Eyes: Brown/Blue
Height: Nearly 3 feet Tall
Answers to: EAR

Ear is a loveable 1 year old who does not do what is told, but gives you hugs and kisses when you rescue her at 4 am from the evils of the bed. Will stick her finger in your nose when you try to fall back to sleep while she lays next to you.


Bites, but only when you try to force something out of her mouth.


Loves Hide and Seek, especially while you pee, load the dishwasher, or vacuum.


Has amazing ability to hide things in toilet, bathtub, under crib, and in purse.


Eats pretzels like they are going out of style.


Has tendency to pee all over your bed, provided you don't figure out she is sans diaper at 4 am.


Is the most loveable and charming child in the world, with or with out her finger in your nose.


Starting Bid: Priceless.

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