Chili Goddess

I am a chili goddess. I am making chili for husband because among many things, it is my Wifely Duty, and thus it Shall be done. I got money for Christmas from the family and I bought a crock pot, a waffle maker, and porn. There isn't any good porn out there any more I tell you. Husband got porn too but he always picks out there better stuff. Is there a manual or do I need a penis to pick out good porn? My god.

So, I made waffles for breakfast, although husband wanted biscuits and gravy. I am a short order cook, did you know?? EAR had a little of everything, including a handful of cheerios. Like you care what I have for breakfast. Jeez. No one looks at me anymore because of the Christmas break... Oh well.

later.